Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Angry pirate poetry brought to you by the letter "Arrrrrgh"


Excessive Use of Force
by stu pidasso
20Jan2010

SLAM! POUND! PULVERIZE!
GRIND AND JAB IN THE EYES!
HURTLE FEROCIOUSLY ACROSS THE FIELD
INTO THOSE WHO OPPOSE!

GRAPPLE! WRESTLE! OVERCOME!
STEADY! READY? GIVE HIM SOME!
POUNCE WITH EVERY OUNCE
AND TROUNCE UPON FOES' TOES!

SHOOT THE GAP! SMASH THAT CHAP!
THROW YOURSELF WITH THUNDEROUS CLAP!
DO NOT WAIT OR HESITATE
TO REARRANGE HIS PRETTY NOSE!

HIT! HOLD! DRAG! GUARD DOG BARKING!
INTENSITY LEVEL HAS SPECTATORS REMARKING!
"HE SURE CAME WITH HIS "A" GAME!"
AS HE DISHES OUT DEFENSIVE BLOWS!

THE BEST WEAPON IS A SOLID SHIELD!
IF ONE SKILLED REFUSES TO YIELD
AND INSTEAD CHOOSES TO WIELD
HIS ARMOR IN AN OFFENSIVE POSE!

ENCUMBER! PUMMEL! INTERFERE!
EVEN THOUGH THEIR GOAL THEY NEAR!
WE SHALL BEND BUT NEVER BREAK
AND THEIR ATTACK BRING TO A CLOSE!

POACHED EGG! TURNOVER! DIRTY BALL!
SET THE ROCK! SECURE PLATFORM! WHAT'S THE CALL?
DUMMY CRASH! FULLBACK DASH! SKIP AND LOOP!
LINE BREAK! HARD FAKE! AWAY HE GOES!

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