Eye Sea Que
by stu pidasso
I have always looked upon arithmetic
with a sense of dread (and a facial tick).
I am not sure why, as the concepts stick
in my brain like a penguin grasped by an oil slick.
Out of all the school subjects, I'd have to pick
any of several math disciplines with which to inflict
a daily supply of homework, enough to make one sick;
but after a life of watching the disappearing candlewick,
and hearing far too much of the annoying remote click,
I now find that using parts of math has become slick
to count all the money earned watching the clock tick.
So, if math leaves you feeling like a backwoods hick,
let me pacify your fears with this knowledgeable trick,
its as easy to understand as a lighter made by Bic,
learning to count your heard-earned money is a picnic.
So stop wasting time and get to it quick!
4 weeks ago