Mama Kat is running her workshop today. So I chose to list ten things that I can do in three minutes. Sounds easy right….yeah, right! The first couple on the list were pretty easy, then the blank mind kicked in and I had to start getting honest with myself. By the time I got to number ten, I had to get brutally honest with myself. I hope you have an easier time getting through my list than I did.
Ten Things I can do in 3 minutes.....
1. Get from my home to my office.
2. Sprint 100 yards.
3. Pass out from holding my breath. (see number 2)
4. Alienate an entire bar of patrons.
5. Channel surf all 65 stations on my TV.
6. Roll a killer je-zolt.
7. Count to 21 on my digits. (this one is iffy)
8. Have your sister naked.
9. Piss my mother-in-law off bad enough to leave.
10. My girlfriend….twice. (and Eggman can still grab a snack too!)
2. Sprint 100 yards.
3. Pass out from holding my breath. (see number 2)
4. Alienate an entire bar of patrons.
5. Channel surf all 65 stations on my TV.
6. Roll a killer je-zolt.
7. Count to 21 on my digits. (this one is iffy)
8. Have your sister naked.
9. Piss my mother-in-law off bad enough to leave.
10. My girlfriend….twice. (and Eggman can still grab a snack too!)
And on a good day, I can do ALL ten inside three minutes!!
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